Thursday, April 27, 2006

You Rock! You Rule...

Monday, April 24, 2006

Eazy Abs.

Yah ok, so while you are watching BrokeBack Mountain 2 (the remake) you can be working on these.

Men are soooo silly. Really.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

whatever.

whatever.
thats all.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Have you sinned today?

Name your sin.
Me? I fibbed, to my new boss.
and, I had unpure thoughts (I think that is a sin), not about my new boss ick! about, well, um..nevermind, just know I sinned about that.
I asked my partner what his sin was he said he sins so much he dosen't know what a sin is.
WTF?
sheesh, I think I should be worried.
Then he fessed up and said he sped. Yup. Sped. Faster than the speed limit.
yah right.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Exactly who figures this stuff out?

On Wednesday of this next week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

Penisogram - Joni, this is just for you!

Monday, April 03, 2006

Boobies!

Half-naked expat B.C. sex kitten Pamela Anderson, JUNO awards host, used the JUNO Awards as an opportunity to make her PETA beliefs known. (surprize!)
(somebody said her buddy Seal wasn't there because he was afraid of "being clubbed to death")

"I don't mind a little blood on the ice when it's a hockey rink, but I hate seeing blood on the ice when it's from baby seals," she said.
Enter major boos from audience.
To which she says:
"I can take it," she says "I have high heels and they dig in deep."
Enter major groans from three couches in Canada - the number of at-home-TV viewers.

Canadian and resident of Calgary, one-time Juno host and currently my hero-bitch, Jann Arden, (everything Anderson isn't) took a shot at Anderson, noting Arden's brassiere was made entirely from seal eyelids. Not scripted, super funny and real. Now thats Canadian eh!

*wow boobies!*

Sunday, April 02, 2006

CC



"When people think 'CC' they should think Canadian Club Premium Whisky, not a club for killing baby seals"
-Pam Anderson

Sure Pam, your comment is as silly as this comment
"when people think 'Pam Anderson' they should think a legendary peaceful intelligent activist for animals, environment and humans."
-Xaatm

(for the record, Xaatm IS a legendary activist for the preservation of Canadian Club Premium Whisky)