Thursday, March 30, 2006

Urine.

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

Comments on "Urine."

 

Blogger ~d said ... (6:20 PM) : 

I was OK reading the list: you know, not too disturbed. ( I don't swim! ) maybe in the Atlantic, but that is IT. But that last one ( ew! ) really got me. GROSS !
It is like the South Park with the Hybrids. New this week.

 

Blogger Aleta said ... (12:44 AM) : 

"Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases."

Heck Suzer, I think I breathe that in daily from just David. He farts more then 10 people, but ofcourse he does it on purpose. Sure you want Cody to meet him?

 

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