Saturday, February 11, 2006

10 Things








10 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY

1) You have to take out the garbage.
2) The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
) No sofas in your restrooms.
4) External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and footballs.
5) Even if you get you head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're
not allowed to cry.
6) James Bond movies only come out every 2 years.
7) Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours. (eh? turn them inside out
you fool!!)
8) You have to wear ties.
9) You can't flirt your way out of a jam.
10) "Women and children first.

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Anonymous Leemer said ... (1:43 PM) : 

Very clever use of the "no number 3" theme... Woot!

 

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