Friday, December 30, 2005

You dominate your dicks, thats it, ok. get over it.

Happy day, top of it, tip of it? hmmmmm....

These kinds of headlines really piss me off, moreso at 5 a.m. and should always come with a warning of some sort.

Male Domination of the Internet is over, study says.

Dum de dum de dum de dum dum.

Oh and the study piss's me off too.
Get real.

Number One. Almost each one of the 'findings'? big 'effin deal.

Number Two. Who gives a rats-ass? (pretty much a repeat of number one)

some do.

fine, those who do, a bit of advise; get yourself a magic-eight ball, it's about as helpful as these types of studies, but wayyyy more funner. (I asked the magic-eight ball if the magic-eight ball was more accurate than this study, the answer? In that classic eight ball way it said "without a doubt".

Number Three.

From a marketers standpoint, good info, however, this information is already understood, basic knowledge of male and female behaviour since we dragged our knuckles on the ground.

Try this, Men Yahoo and Women Google.

Kinda reminds me of the morning, years ago, my honey, sweety-pie, at 6 a.m. announced he didn't like the way I put the pots 'n pans away. hmmmmm......

So. was he dominating our pots 'n pans? or, was he simply wishing to die?

Oh. and. My headline? You dominate your dick?

I was lying and you know it.
Poor choice of headline?
My headline made you feel good for a second now didn't it.

Listening to:
CBC Radio News (I know)

This is for all you who, have googled the word "dick" "penis" "porn". Oh.
Not the result you were looking for?

Comments on "You dominate your dicks, thats it, ok. get over it."


Blogger Crescendo said ... (7:21 AM) : 

Very interesting topic !
Happy New Year !


Blogger Bonnie said ... (6:41 PM) : 

Note: 9 out of 10 statistics are statistically incorrect.


Anonymous Leemer said ... (7:20 PM) : 

You know what? You are scary funny...


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